So you might be very surprised to see that I am writing the F*CK Down report this week…  

I figured it would be good to give Futurista a little break from discussing the ohhh so many interesting, embarrassing, and hilarious topics of sex.  I decided that I wanted to give my personal FU*K down report a little twist.  Im a little shy..and I don’t normally talk openly about this topic (except with my girls of course!), so here goes.  Im not gonna discuss why you should consider using organic ky jelly (yes for you health freaks that really does exist) or what the best aphrodisiacs are (hey, that sounds like a good topic though!)  Im gonna include something I love, which is music….and who doesn’t like to listen to music that sets the perfect mood while your twirkin that thang down in the bedroom????  Unless your a computer technology nerd like Futurista and you love to hear the sounds of your computer harddrive humming in the background….hahaha J/K!!!

A good thing to have on your iTunes is a designated playlist dedicated to those certain songs that you listen to when your gettin you some.  That way whenever the time comes (and hopefully its not TOO long of a drought….Im just sayin!) you can just turn on the playlist and let the music set the mood.  You don’t want to have to sit there shuffling through your old ass embarrassing collection of N*SYNC and Montell Jordan.  So what I’ve put together for you are the Top 5 songs that you should play while sex….as well as the POSITIONS that go best with these songs, hahaha yes POSITIONS!!!  Click on the link to the songs, and get your lil freaky playslist started.

1.  Missionary Position

Song:  ”Bump & Grind” – R.Kelly

The Missionary position is known for being very sensual and a good way to connect with someone “one on one”.  If your into Making Love, this is the best position for you.  Your able to connect on more of an intimate level…which is why a more intimate song is needed for this position.   And who other than R.Kelly can can help you get in the missionary mood???  Cause I don’t see nothin wrong, with a lil bump & grind…

2. Cowgirl Position

Song: “Pony”- Ginuwine

The Cowgirl Position is all about the girl taking the lead and taking charge, which is why alot of people like this position.  She feels like the boss, and the guy has no problem being the slave.  Ginuwine’s “Pony” is the perfect song for this position cause its all about riding…leave the saddle at home though.

3. 69

Song: “Trading Places”- Usher

69 is all about switchin it up, and doing a position that you don’t normally do (unless your a serious freak and this is part of your normal routine).  Its all about both people getting pleasure at the same time, no one is being selfish and getting it all for themselves.  The perfect song for this is “Trading Places” by Usher, its all about switching it up and not doing the norm.

4. The Scarf

Song: “Freak Me”- Silk

The scarf is a pretty popular position (voted #1 by fem-fATL), and its all about the female with this one, you gotta keep her pleased.  The guy has a lot of work to put in with this one, and it involves a ton of lickin.  Which is why “Freak Me” by Silk is the perfect song.  No need to take notes, the lyrics starting off with “Let Me Lick You Up and Down…” explains it all.

5. Doggy Style

Song: “Freek’n You”- Jodeci

This position is all about letting the inner animal in you come out to play.  Guys love this position because they are taking control, and the girls don’t mind being taken control of.  This is a very freaky position, no other way to put it….which is why “Freek’n You” by Jodeci is the perfect song to have playing.  Fella’s don’t hold back from smackin the ass and pullin the hair.  Play this song and let the freak animal out of you…but please refrain from barking or howling at the moon.

“Muthafcuk the wagon…come join the band“- urbanSocialite