THEIR BACCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKK…..Yes Ladies and Gents, my guilty pleasure, better known as The Real Housewives of ATLanta is BACK!  They are bringin the drama as usual, keeping us glued like Kim’s horrible wigs to the screen….and this time we have a new housewife added to the mix.  Kandi Burruss, as you might recognize her from the 90′s R&B group “Xscape”, she has decided to join the cast of drama filed diva ATL peaches…lets see how this goes.

Nene

The season starts off with Nene just moving into her new house, and her best gay guy friend Dwight (better known as the 6th housewife) is there to give his opinion on the decor of the house.  He shows Nene how to pop the cork on a champagne bottle, but describes it more as a lesson on sex “Just twist the bottle and let it cum naturally”…hmmm what kinda champagne is that?!?!  And of course the christening of a new house wouldn’t be complete without a little hetero/homo lapdance action.  Nene seems like she is trying to keep the peace this season, so she meets up with her arch nemesis Sheree and they FINALLY decide to be grown ass women and squash their drama.  Nene and Kim still are not speaking, but it seems as if Nene is missing her friendship with Kim, and ready to talk things out with her.

Sheree

Sheree, the diva of the cast, has moved into a new house as well.  But NOT by choice, she CLAIMS that her ex-hubby (former Falcons player Bob Whitfield) had not been paying the mortgage on her house, and she had no clue.  Her house ended up for foreclouse, and she had to move her ass out into a new home of her own.  Trying to get her new life of independence from her ex started, she decides to throw an “Independence Party” to celebrate all the Independent Women…but mostly to celebrate herself.  She is also focusing on her clothing line “She by Sheree“, and remember the trainwreck that the fashion line was last season (a fashion show with no clothes??? How Dreadful), lets hope that she finally got it together this season.

Lisa

Lisa (My Personal fav of the group!) has considerably calmed down this season, last year she was bouncing like the  energizer bunny, she stayed busy with her jewerly line, real estate company, baby clothing line, her own art, as well as her new up and coming clothing line.  Now she is relaxing and even discussing making more babies with that FINE SEXY ASS hubby of hers (former NFL player Ed Hartwell).  And as my friend Malaika says, “If that were my man, I would be on my back regurally”….Im just sayin!  Lisa is known for being the peacemaker in the group, so it probably caught everybody by surprise when she said that she was having major beef with Kim.  Kim was spreading rumors that Lisa was on drugs, and some other b.s.  Lisa is showing that she may be short and tiny, but don’t F with her…she will flip you over the couch.

Kim

Kim, better known as drama with a wig, is back and letting everyone know that she is free of “Big Poppa”.  But don’t think I didn’t peep the Bentley she was driving, if she is “free” of that rich MARRIED man, then where the hell did she get that car from???  Kim has decided to start her own wig line as a way to make money, so she decides to ATTEMPT to enroll in Beauty school to learn the basics of hair.  In addition to having drama with Lisa, Kim is now having drama with Sheree…who she was BFF’s with last season.  She is trying to squash the drama with Nene….but there are rumors that she has been running her mouth about Nene’s personal life, saying that Nene and her husband are broke….Uh Oh, she better hope that Nene won’t “wear that wig off that head”.  We didn’t hear much talk about the singing carrer, and she is still smoking a pack of cigarettes a day, so lets hope that she gave up on that glimmer of a dream.  And in case you forgot what this TRAINWRECK sounds like singing (she believes she does’nt need a vocal coach), please click here: Kim Singing Karaoke.

Kandi

New housewife Kandi is the musical artist of the crew, and as a songwriter for the stars with a couple grammys under her belt, she is doing pretty damn good for herself!  She is working on her solo singing career (which after listening to her sing…I think she should STRONGLY reconsider…just my personal opinion), she is also a single mother.  She is also focusing on her love life right now, she is engaged to a man with 6, yes 6, kids….but she’s madly in love and thats all that matters (whatever floats your boat!).  She’s good friends with Lisa, and it seems as though she is trying to keep the peace with all the other ladies….so it seems.

NOW for the moment we ALL have been waiting on…the DRAMA portion of the episode, A Real Housewives of ATL episode is not complete without some drama!!!

Sheree got into a bitch-fight/rage with her party planner of the “Independence Party”.  She claimed that the planner was not giving her the details she needed, or keeping his promises about the party (ex- the helicopter for her grand entrance).  When you first watch this clip of the argument, you will probably immeadiatly take Sheree’s side…especially since the party planner lost his damn mind to cuss out one of his clients…and to call her momma a bitch…he clearly forgot the meaning of Customer Service.  But what they didn’t show on the episode, was that the party planner was actually doing this event for FREE…yes FREE.  Requiring Sheree to pay no expense for this event, and it does seem like she is being quite demanding and a bitchy diva!

So give your opinion…Who is in the wrong – Sheree or the Party Planner???

Stay tuned with me weekly!!!!  The show airs on Bravo @ 10pm on Thursdays.

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