… I would have to dropkick this photographer! haha … And then I would call my girl up and dropkick her too for trying to take a cute pic while my crack was hanging out.  haha I know you have seen an unintentional butt crack in your lifetime.  You know… you’ll be having dinner with someone and right after the server drops off your free bread and butter, you look over and notice a freakin’ BUTT CRACK.  It is basically screaming at you saying, “LOOK AT ME!!!” and I guess you have nothing better to do than to listen to it.  lol  No, seriously… I just don’t get it!!! So, I am going to b*tch about it.  lol   How the hell do you not feel the cool breeze creepin’ into that crack?  How do you have on some small jeans and not check your backside when you sit down?  Even though ATL is thought to have some of the nicest donks, onions, peaches, whatever you guys call them… we also have a whole lot of steak and shake and chik-fil-A asses too.  This is just a friendly reminder to keep track of your crack.