In order to gather some interesting tidbits for this post on ASSES… I googled “big butts” and Kim Kardashian pretty much popped up on the screen asking if I wanted to kiss her ass. Thanks to her and several other nice assed celebrities, muthafckas are stuffing their drawls with pads, augmenting their backsides, and injecting shit to achieve that bee stung look. Please tell me, all humans out there, what is our fascination with a BUTT!? When you think about it, setting aside the fact that its just two ass cheeks that protect an asshole of which shit expels itself, it probably makes sense that an ass is intriguing. For one, it is not as easy to shape a booty like the ladies can do with their breasts and a Vicky Secret. ;o) Butt pads are pretty darn obvious, don’t ya think? And can you imagine having to explain that right before having intercourse? Dude was getting hard just grabbing onto some pads- poor guy. LOL Basically, you are either blessed genetically OR you work your ass off (or on) literally. Either way, if you have a nice butt- people can see that you have good jeans or good workout ethic.

Some different ASS candy:

Kim Kardashian

Stacy Dash

Jessica Biel

Jennifer Lopez

Beyonce Knowles

Serena Williams

Maliah Michel

Questions for the guys: Which celeb has the best ass? Would you rather a girl have a nice booty or nice breasts, OR does it really not matter? Describe your ideal butt!!! Let’s see how these answers can vary and what really is a hot ass… ass.

The Skinny on the ROMP:

If you have a BMW (Booty Made Wrong) and you want to get that ass in check for bathing suit season, there are a couple things you can do. First, get real with your genetics. If you have no ass at all, chances are you won’t have Kim Cake’s ass unless you surgically enhance your backside but you can increase the muscle mass and tone. You might never be able to sit a cup on it, but at least some one will buy you a drink. haha If you have junk in the trunk and then some, it is possible that you just have to shed some pounds to get to the core of that apple bottom. Accept the roundness because bitches are PAYING to have an ass like that! Big, Small, Round, Flat, Narrow, Wide…accept what is YOU and take measures to bettering you if necessary.

>>CHECK OUT THESE WORKOUTS FROM YOUTUBE<<

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWvJ14cwwKU

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbnW3RTLEvs

 

***As a side note, it is physically impossible to “target” areas of your body, although many people believe in such a misconception. So, please don’t discount cardio and dieting as necessary ingredients to refining your body in total! These workouts should follow some kind of warm up or cardio routine.***