Summertime is here, and ATL you know what that means….

More breasts, thighs, and chicken legs are out for everyone to see. The ladies are all lookin hot, and all the guys are drooling like they’ve been hit with that novocaine. I for one LOVE summertime because its time to break out the cute summer dresses…and for me, the tighter the better. The ONE problem that tries to come in between me and my cute tight dreses are those damn panties lines!!!

Panty lines are a NO NO, and if you were blessed with a big gluteus maximus then they will end up making you look like you have 4 butt cheeks instead of 2. There is a obvious and quick solution to the panty line problem ——> THONGS.   Now any average female will tell you that they hate, I mean ABSOULTELY HATE wearing thongs. Who invented these??? The concept of thongs are so gross to me, its like having to wear a piece of butt floss thats stuck in between your butt cheeks…… creating a permanent ass wedgie. They try to make them look cute by making them see through or throwing some frilly lace and a vicky secret tag on it… but who wants to have lace stuck between their ass the whole day???  Not I said the UrbanSocialite.

See what a thong will do to you....who wants this in between their ass all day???

So instead of having to put on the dreaded thong because you want to wear the tight cute dress, women are now resorting to going full COMANDO. Thats right, a lot of women in ATL are walking around with NO PANTIES ON. *insert applause from guys* Now don’t get me wrong, I am not entirely too comfortable with the idea of not wearing any draws under my dress or skirt. You have to be pretty bold to always pull that one off.   I can see it now, the day I do decide to go panti-less the wind  will end up blowing in the wrong direction and I will be giving the homeless guy on  Peachtree Road a little more than some change, he’ll get a freakin peep show. Or even worst, I’ll trip and fall over a rock and ta-da…the cat comes out to play!  And then I worry about hygenie issues and cleanliness, too much to think about….so I did my research.

AHHHH!!!! Im Scared! Don't think about resorting to the Granny Panties!!!

What I found is that underwear is not actually required  or always necessary to put on. Of course underwear helps with protecting you from dirt and irritations, but that is the also what your pubic hair does….WOW….pubic hair actually has a purpose —->Pubes save the day! hahaha.  Also, there is nothing wrong with airing out your private parts from time to time.  Guys go commando a lot of the time, so why can’t we???

If your still not convinced and are a little shy, there is an alternative. You can still wear panties, but make sure they are SEAMLESS. Its like wearing an invisible panty.  They are not the sexiest looking panties, but they will get the job done.  Victoria Secret sells an entire line of panties just for this reason, Check it out - www.victoriassecret.com/seamless.

Just make sure to follow a couple rules when it comes to wearing panties under dresses OR going comando:

1. The golden rule- Make sure there are NO panty lines….that is not sexy at all…..now say it with me ….”that is not sexy at all”.
2. If your wearing a white dress or a white skirt do NOT wear white panties (I can’t count how many times I’ve seen this mistake), your skintone is naturally darker than the white outfit…which causes the white to pop, so wear nude or black panties and they will not show under the dress at all.
3. If you do decide to go comando, please wear the correct length.  You don’t want to have to worry about pulling your dress down the entire night, and the goodies will most likely show if your freakum dress is way too short.
4. Don’t get too comfortable and forget that you don’t have any panties on, ALWAYS sit with your legs closed….don’t make us lose our appetite!

“Muthafcuk the wagon…come join the band“-  urbanSocialite