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If you can answer yes to these 5 questions…

• Do you notice that people are taking a step back when you speak to them?
• Does your toilet bowl smell better than the roof of your mouth?
• Has your phone started to act up lately and/or melt?
• While driving, do your windows fog up immediately?
• Has every date you’ve gone out with been reportedly missing for days due to a minor ear ache as a result of you whispering in their ear?

…then you have Chronic Bad Breath-a-litis.

Ladies,  you can’t be looking all extra cute, got your hair styled, nails looking all bright, and eyebrows arched… and rockin’ the harsh mouth?  No sweetheart!!! That’s an impression that you don’t want to leave around because it is so easy to handle!  Make sure you arm yourself with the right equipment to mortal combat the lil motherfuckin germs in your mouth.  Let’s go to war… Please refer to my post on SMILES @ http://fem-fatl.com/?p=486 to handle what’s going on inside your mouth.  What I really wanted to share with you were some quick tips for combatting bad breath while you are out and about in the ATL funkin’ up my city. lol

please don't try to smoke this... lol

Some staples for your purse:

1) Some chewing gum or mints – After you eat or drink acidic drinks like coffee or orange juice, pop somethin’ in your mouth until you can get to a sink and a toothbrush.  Try a whitening, low-calorie, chewing gum.  They work great!  …and stop bummin’ gum off of your girlfriends, you don’t wanna draw attention to your bad breath and your brokeness.

2) MINT lipgloss – Find a lipgloss of your preference that has a mint oil scent in it.  This will give you an extra umph in the fresh department!  Covergirl has a whole selection of lipglosses called AMAZEMINT in different shades and for a cheap price.  I’ve also heard that Bath and Body Works carries an awesome clear mint lipgloss that works fabulously.

3) Toothbrush and paste -  I know this might not be as practical and I would also be pissed if the toothpaste busted all over my new bag… but if you are like Usher and you got it bad… go ahead and carry around a mini toothbrush and travel sized paste.  This would be a great idea for people who are generally pulling long days at work.  Try a travel sized mini brush and toothpaste for easy carrying!

I like the color on the left!

HAS ANYBODY BEEN TURNED OFF BY SOMEONE WITH SOME BAD BREATH?!?!?!?!?!?!?!