If you happen to listen to the radio in your car, you are likely to have out-heard (cuz they have been out-playing)) the recent r.Kelley and Keri Hilson collaboration, Number One Sex, which V103 has been proudly rotating with the soundtrack of the music video featuring a shout out from ATL DJ Greg Street in the intro.  When I hear the song, some of the lyrics make me want to giggle a little:

Them other girls was cool but it’s somethin they was missin
And i don’t call them back every since we hit it in the kitchen
That night
At my home
Trench coat
Nothin on
Your sex
Got me gone
Went straight
To my dome
And i love it woo
Girl i love it woo
And i love it woo
Girl i love it woo

… seriously? What is this? This is so ‘open to all audiences’, but wants to be pg-13. I awkwardly wonder to myself, what has happened to the nasty explicitness in song writing (especially out of Atlanta!)?

I had to do a YouTube flashback for foul language sex songs. My two favorite nasty songs of all time and both ATLiens: Kilo Ali: Love In Ya Mouth and Khia: My Neck, My Back. I posted the lyrics below so you can see the intricacy of their spoken word:

I take 3 little bitches and I put ‘em in a line
I take 4, 5, 6 and blow ‘dem hos mind
It’ll take 1 more before I go for mine
7 bitches get fucked at the same time
- Kilo Ali

Then you roll your tongue, from the crack back to the front
then suck it off til I shake and cum nigga
make sure I keep bustin nuts nigga
all over your face and stuff
- Khia

I use to be able to count on awfully good southern flavored music for dirtiness. Keri Hilson is misrepresenting with her:

I’ll make you forget about your ex
This one here’s a race where you don’t wanna come first
I know what i’m doing ain’t no need to rehearse

… um how about we throw in some beep worthy words and quit with all the metaphors. I’m so serious! We have a reputation and stuff. Let’s go back to Kilo Ali:

She said she neva done it, she said she neva tried
Shes sittin there tellin a motha-fuckin lie!

Now let’s not act like goody two shoes and all. That act is so not cute! I know its R&B and not rap, but still. That is no excuse! We can blame the Chicago end of the new r.Kelley/Keri Hilson track for its departure from number one sex talk.

Do you have a song that beats Kilo Ali or Khia for dirtiness? If so, please inform me because I think these two are NUMBER ONE and I can’t decide which one is the worst like brat wurst (meaty bitches!).

♥ In search of profound profanity.. signing off:

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♥ Love in Ya Mouth by Kilo Ali (circa 1997)
I met this girl in Atlanta, let me play in her mizzouth
She got my dick so hizzard it never went sizzoft
From the side to the side, the bitch gon’ get it all
From the top of my dizzick, to the bottom of my bizzall
I fell her fingernail as she grab it and beat it
She ready to eat it whenever i skied it
She did it in the dark but in the light she won’t do it
She be unzippin my pants she be gettin straight to it
No, it was not a dream even though thats what it seemed
I kick, I scrat, I skit, I scr, I scream
The shit was feelin freaky, she was feelin fine
I didn’t feel her teethies, I only felt her tongue
Relax, I’m gettin massaged by the massouse
She wouldn’t let me gizzo, she wouldn’t let me loose
I don’t know her she was somebody else
But I was happy that’s why I said to myself
But this shit was nothin new, she do it anyway
She didn’t wanna talk she ain’t got nothin to say but

***CHORUS***
oh ah ah ou ow ah ah ou love in ya, love in her mouth (2x)
we makin love sho nuff we makin love all in her mouth (2x)
well can I put in in her mouth, yes ya can (4x)

Makin love off in your jaw cavity
?? slow neckin givin you throat babies
?? but lately I’ve been thinkin and dreamin about you and your suction
daddy phat sacs gone me teasin the hoes and taking the hoes to lunchens
but i’ll be fuckin a duck in a dodge never the one to be callin
just follow em around like lap dogs
just to lay in the ‘lac and slap jaws
?? this things real, like oatmeal
but still, i was supposed to meet my girl here, start a fmily but she mad at me
cos sally sucked my penis and my anatomy.
~~~CHORUS~~~

I take 3 little bitches and I put ‘em in a line
I take 4, 5, 6 and blow ‘dem hos mind
It’ll take 1 more before I go for mine
7 bitches get fucked at the same time
She eats me, sun she, she can suck a ding dong
All day all night all evenin long
She said she neva done it, she said she neva tried
Shes sittin there tellin a motha-fuckin lie
Now, how many licks does it take to make my dick split
Well, not many licks if the bitch is a good trick
Now, any nigga can talk to a bitch and get the bitch to fuck
But how many niggaz can talk to a bitch and get they dick sucked
Like me a pimp that you neva saw
Now how do you say “manger et trois”
When my shit gets soft
She make my shit get long
I don’t see nothin, I don’t see nothin, I don’t see nothin wrong

~~~CHORUS~~~

I’m the creme ala creme
Dick off to tha rima
Bring me all the girls that be fuckin all of ‘dem
With tha biggest dick of all
yes yes y’all
Me dick iz not too big ‘dem pussys are too small
Alot of me women brag
Wipe me dick off with a rag
Self respect doin to tha pussy I just had
As she holla’d like she dying
Dick up to her spine
For that crack head woman there will be no cryin
ummmm, I can be a lover tonight
ummmm, no one else can do like I can
Girl give me just one try
Hurt me hurt me but I won’t cry

♥ My Neck, My Back (Lick It) by Khia (2002)
All you ladies pop your pussy like this
Shake your body, don’t stop, don’t miss
All you ladies pop your pussy like this
Shake your body, don’t stop, don’t miss
Just do it, do it, do it, do it, do it now
Lick it good suck this pussy, just like you should
Right now, Lick it good
suck this pussy just like you should
My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack,

My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack
My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack
My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack
My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack

First you gotta put your neck into it
Don’t stop, just do, do it
Then you roll your tongue, from the crack back to the front
then suck it off til I shake and cum nigga
make sure I keep bustin nuts nigga
all over your face and stuff
slow head show me so much love
the best head comes from a thug
the dick good dick big and long
slow fuckin til the crack of dawn
on the edge makin faces n stuff
Through the night, making so much love
Dead sleep when the sun comes up

So, lick it now, lick it good
Lick this pussy just like you should
Right now, lick it good
Lick this pussy just like you should

[Chorus]
My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack
My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack

You might roll dubs, you might have G’s
But fuck that nigga, get on your knees
A bitch like me moans and screams
Thug misses know what I mean
At the club so fresh, so clean
Hoes hatin’ niggas watchin’ me
So hot in the line, on green
With a unit on my face, so mean
I gotta pick which nigga I need
to suck a thug nigga satisfy me
Try me nigga I’ll make you see
them bitches aint got shit on me

So, lick it now, lick it good
Lick this pussy just like you should
Right now, lick it good
Lick this pussy just like you should

My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack
My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack

So, lick it now, lick it good
Suck this pussy just like you should
Right now, lick it good
Suck this pussy just like you should

My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack
My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack

[Chorus repeats x10]