Thats some good phone sex right there!!!

Technology is allowing all of us to be some bootleg playboy models…

Before I finally got my digi cam situation on lock, I was relying on my good ol blackberry. The pics don’t come out as shitty as they used to with the cameras in our phones nowadays.  So, anytime u are feelin somewhat sexy or just trying to show off the new vicky c gear… Snap snap and send. Its so quick it makes u wanna slap yo mama! (Inside joke w urban… Lol) fem-fATL wants to know… Have you ever sent any one a risque pic via digital world? If so, has that shit ever backfired on you? Lol

In my opinion, there’s nothin wrong with sending a little temptation in your lover’s direction. It is flirty and often intimate as you are letting them keep a hard copy of the bedroom visuals. This, however, can become a fucked up situation if you get that backfire. Your mama could be slappin’ you at this point! Haha Imagine if ur future ex turned into Dr. Evil and decided to email your butt naked pics to the whole fckin family tree. Or what about a video taken of you of you doing the deed for some lucky scumbag? And let’s put it this way… this anonymous chickenhead was too drunk to even know he had a video on her! Long story short, when the relationship went south, he gave her new boo a damn special edition dvd! Haha Even though it wasn’t chickenhead’s fault, these little digital girl stories open eyes to fucked up possibilities of sending out your nudey booty snapshots. So of course fem-fATL has four Q-tips for those dirty ass ears…uhm… I mean for having a better outcome if ur pix backfire.

1) I would definitely say that you can’t be lookin busted in your pic! At least if your mama or daddy see it, give em something to be proud of. Lol Be sexy, be classy, and be unanimated. If you look like ur having sex with the camera and got on some brown-supposed-to-be-white bra, u are adding to ur own defamation. People won’t understand why you thought John Legend gave you the greenlight cuz not only do you look raunchy but they can see u in one of your most vulnerable facades. So yea, just make sure you wouldn’t give a fuck if others happened to see it no matter how much you think you trust someone. He could be jacking off to the pic on the cpu at his friend’s house and left it up on the screen when he goes to take a piss… And in comes his friends who secretly wanna bang you too.

2) What in the fuckin fuck are some of these shorties thinking, sending gestures to people they don’t even know like that? If you don’t know his birthday, or shit… the color of his eyes, then u have no business soliciting your goodies like that. Don’t do it cuz some ass tells you to… Do it because he’s already put in time to know who are behind that bare chest. Do it because you want to do it, not out of pressure. If you have to second guess whether the recipient would redistribute your photo, chances are you know better then to be a dumb ass.

3) Stick to quality over quantity and keep those numbers low. Send a great picture infrequently versus the same-shit-different-angle picture every other day or so. You aren’t that fckin fine! Lol and your ass is not doing any tricks so save it for a rainy day! This way the recipient won’t get spoiled and have a gallery to exploit you with! If things go wrong, he has less ammo, u get it? Also, this might help keep him playin his cards right so he can get the new new.

4) Keep in mind that “Men and women can lie… But pictures don’t!” If you take pics with someone… That’s your ass on the line, especially if you aren’t even supposed to be with that person in the first place! Try denying that bootycall with your man’s best friend now! He got the pic on his phone in case you don’t let your man go out with the guys. Lol Pictures can say a thousand words, including “Damn, I just got busted.” Or… it could simply be a time where you had too a little too much reisling (LMAO @ Urban again) and hey… they all look better in the dark when you’re tipsy, right? lmao.  If you take pics with him/her… then you are screwed the next day when you sober up and realize this person looks like your bald ass third cousin who only showers on Thursdays. lol