The fCUk down is fem-fATL’s regular sex report. I am by no means a sexologist or an experienced sex columnist. In fact, I must admit, despite the intrigue and fun in pretending to be Carrie Bradshaw, it’s difficult to talk about sex. I am actually quite reserved about the topic, like most women, except with my close pals. Despite this… I consider myself open-minded and feel the need to be courageous about a topic that people will always find evocative.

We have magazines like Cosmo and Glamour that have fun little articles about how to be sexy and what turns on a guy, but really… have they written anything new?

Sex that will start a bonfire in his pants? Sounds like a disease. lol

So last subscription.

Also, nowadays there are many forums online where people ask their random anonymous questions about sex and hope to get answers from honest also random anonymous people.

Random and disturbing, but honest question.

This is the best answer?

haha. You know that guy did it with a dead girl. Why else would he ask.

This woman has serious issues. She sounds fn' crazy.

This is probably my favorite.

At fem-fATL we pride ourselves on our friendships with each-other and the ability to talk about fun stuff like sex without feeling uncomfortable. The fCUk Down will cover evocative topics concerning sex, but it won’t be magazine pg-13 or anonymous. We are real women, real friends, and this is real girl talk. The fCUk Down and its forum is like laying out by the pool with your girls, sipping on a Pina Colada, and cracking up omg-ing, and having that ‘are you serious????’ discussion! (ps BOYS… girls talk about that booty too!).

So to start this off right – I thought I’d jump into a sex topic less discussed between two pals (I’m not sure about guys.. but definitely girls don’t talk too much about this between each-other). This is the topic of MASTURBATION. Yes I said it. This is fem-fatl’s very own ‘Get Started Guide’ to a sub-section I’m calling ‘Do It Yourself or DIY!!!!!’

You have to know how the engine works before you put it on the market, otherwise you won’t know your selling points, it’s market value, or how to COMMUNICATE with customers!

We all do it! It was most likely your first sexual experience of any kind. If you don’t then your either lying, boring, or need to consult a counselor concerning your sexual health. Also, if your reply is you have a partner, so you don’t need to do that (“HE/SHE got it like that!”)… BIG MISCONCEPTION. You know the dating advice you’ve heard a million times: you can’t love another if you don’t love yourself? Well I’m telling you… you need to give yourself some LOVIN’ haha! Understanding your body and your own sexual needs is key to understanding your individuality and growing self awareness. The idea would be more or less: Why wait for someone else to turn you on? Why be dependent on someone else when you can be self-sufficient? It’s been said a million times and is no exception in regards to this topic: If you want something done right, you have to do it yourself! You have to know how the engine works before you put it on the market, otherwise you won’t know your selling points, it’s market value, or how to COMMUNICATE with customers!

1) Take a good long gander at your goods.

First thing first: you need to be one with your vagina! haha Take a mirror – sit up on your bathroom counter, get some type of lighting, and take a good long gander at your goods. If you are adult aged and have never seen your own twot – seriously??? It’s like checking your breasts for lumps, if you don’t know what you look like down there, how will you know when it looks weird? You might already have a weird looking vagina and you don’t even know it.

If your's looks like this? You should hook up with a gamer nerd. He'll know how to push your buttons. Get it? ps. This would make you abnormal. hahahaha

If you haven’t seen your own vagina, it would be weird if you’ve seen others! But if you were curious after examining yourself if what you saw in the mirror was the standard – go check out some porn. I’m sure one of your male friends will have some recommendations. For a fall back, there’s always Red-Tube.

Google ‘vagina’ and get a diagram of a vagina and look for your clit, your labia, perineum, etc. It’s good to know what everything is. You’ll be able to better express to a partner later what you like if you have an expanded vocabulary  (or can point it out  or direct a hand).

The next step in getting to know yourself, is touching. You can do it while you are comfortable laying down and just base it on feeling, but I recommend continuing to use a mirror. This way you can see what you are doing. At first it should be like studying yourself and not going into things blind. Additionally, you might find the reflection stimulating. Over time you might learn to appreciate your vagina.

It’ll be like looking in the mirror at your face for no reason (wasting time) because you feel pretty, except it won’t be your face, but your twot! LOL.

It’ll be like looking in the mirror at your face for no reason (wasting time) because you feel pretty, except it won’t be your face, but your twot! LOL. Nothing is more attractive then confidence. If you have rolls, saggy titties, stretch marks in awkward places, or a weird looking vagina, but your confident then FUCK it (literally hehehe) – your good to go!

So I’ll leave you with that first task. Coming up soon on the DIY- Starter Guide will be ‘Getting Started on Your Toybox’! Please check back, get checked, and… that’s the fCUk down!

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