Lately, I’ve been pissed off at my skin. I should go to jail for commiting assault and battery on my pimples. I mean, wtf?! I thought acne was supposed to be a teen age issue. I am twenty effin three! Anyways, part of my bi-weekly beauty regimen is to condition my hair and apply a face mask. Some face masks can really dry your skin out, so I am recommending Freeman’s Avocado and Oatmeal Face Mask. Every girl should revamp their face by tightening pores and infusing skin with hydrating products every once in a while. Plus, if you are ever running low on food, you can actually squirt this out on some chips and voila!… nachos. lol jk don’t do that. Check out this little skit I did just for fem-fATL.






stringy poodle poop! hahaha
ROFL…
“once it’s all over your face… your done!”
“and neck? [...] alright it doesn’t say… so i’mma leave this on for about 30 minutes… and if this shit burns my face… i’m suing you… I’M SUING YOU!!!”