Please don't do this to your parents...

Just cause it’s a girl’s restroom does not mean it’s pockets full of posies and febreeze.  I think girls try to “hit it and quit it” so they can leave the restrooom before another girl comes in and sees who tore it up.  They fail to realize leavin’ piss on the seat, shit scrapes on the side of the toilet, and yellow-stained toilet paper hanging on for dear life… is worse than a guy who leaves the toilet seat up… and what’s up with females leavin their period around like they’re trying to re-create a crime scene? (lmao)  These are not fem-fATL qualities!!!  Maybe I’m just mad we don’t have it as easy as guys… they don’t have to squat or worry about their stuff touching the rim of the toilet… well, maybe some do ;o) 

The softest kind of paper around ;o)

So, the other day I had to excuse myself from class to go take a piss.  It wasn’t like I was using the restroom at MJQ, but I still find ways to get medical on a public toilet.  Even if I am borderline pissing in my pants, I’ll find a way to sanitize the toilet and lay tissues down so that my ass doesn’t break out into a topographical map of rashes.  I can’t squat because I’ll just end up pissing on my self.  o_O All of my actions were sort of abrupt from runnin into the restroom, scurrying around the stall to grab tissue and wipe down the ceramic m’effer that was about to receive my urine… and then I finally plopped down with a sigh of relief and “ahhhhhhhhhh” that great feeling of taking a much needed piss.  I guess I didn’t realize there were two girls in there who heard everything that was going on and they busted out laughing. lol I can’t blame them though… Maybe I shouldn’t have expressed how good it felt. lol I was SO embarrassed!  I couldn’t “hit it and quit it” and let them see me, lol so I made like Anne Frank and hid out for a minute.  This just completely reminded me of a time in high school that I used the handicapped restroom and mid-piss the sliding door rolls back, allowing every girl and their grandmother to see me using the toilet. There was nothing I could do to reach it because the toilet was on the other side of the stall.  I wasn’t about to hop up and piss all over myself and be wrong for taking a piss in the handicapped stall. LMAO.  It was extremely embarrassing and everyone was laughin’ but so was I!!!  I just went from bitching about the cleanliness of toilets to telling you my restroom stories.  I wanna hear yours now!!!  Where are the nastiest public restrooms in ATL?  (Besides MJQ…the hot sweaty shack that wreaks of piss and weed… lol)

This is me in my afterlife... lmao