“HOT AS BALLS”… oh c’mon, say it.  Let’s say it together, “HOT AS BALLS.” Now, laugh.  lol It gets me everytime too!  The visual that comes to mind is a pair of man sacks covered in droplets of two parts hydrogen and one part oxygen mixed with bacteria.  All that shit is just marinating amidst the wrinkly balls of a man, inbetween his insulating thighs when all of a sudden the Saks on 5th Ave start to droop down to New Jersey.  So, yea, basically… the next time you are trying to explain how “HOT” something is… whip out this phrase because balls are hot.  lol

I got a lot of balls but I don't have balls.

Check out this convo I had at 3 am in the morning via facebook when I was confronted with the “HOT AS BALLS” phrase:

Chris …”go to sleep”

3:09am Just B… “I cant!!! “

3:09am Chris …”dang, i’m sleepy and awake at the same time…torture…just came from a party at KSU.”

3:10am Just B… “was it fun”

3:10am Chris …”kinda…but it was way too packed….hot as balls.”

3:10am Just B …”Word………balls are hot.”

3:10am Chris …”very…urs prolly are.”

3:11am Just B …”Well I just have one left….the other one got injured in Iraq.”

3:12amChris …”that sucks… they have fake ones u can buy on ebay.”

3:13am Just B …”I was hoping Urban Socialite would donate her third ball to me…lol”

3:13amChris …”lol…silly”